My other car is my mom's.

This spacecycle has everything Star Trek lovers could ever need. "Where's the bitch seat?" As I said before, this spacecycle has everything...

Damn, how is a craption supposed to beat "Star Trike"?

Manufacturer: Sulubaru.

Set phasers to 'none'. Women, that is.

They see me warpin', they be hatin. They always try to catch me flyin' dirty.

Beat me up, Scotty.

Much like a unicorn, only a virgin can ride it.

Wanted: Severe Beating

If you can read this, the Klingon fell off.

Justin was only foolish enough to drive this to high school once. Just once,

This is the result of a fundamental misunderstanding of how to get laid.

It runs on the sound of laughter.

With the new Star Trek Big Wheel, now you too can be ridiculed at warp speed!

Looks cool but doesn't run great (needs new spock absorbers).