The earlier, less evolved t-rex's were the first of the dinosaurs to go extinct. Scientist relate their weakspot to that of a level 1 boss.
He better have a big heart, those little arms will never please a woman.
Oh, dammit guys! You know my arms can't reach, just get it off me.
The real reason they went extinct: too emotionally vulnerable
Sure, my ex-wife and I still exchange Valentines.
"honey you got another letter from the homeowners association."
"is it about the t-rex?"
"no it's just an invite to...OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT THE F-IN T-REX!!"
25 thousand years later france surrendered
"Forget it," thought Link. "I am pretty sure I can get the fairy at the pool to give me one of those for free."
Who says T-Rex's are heartless killing machines?
The gay dinosaur had only one natural enemy, the evangelical southern baptist asteroid.
you had me at " ROAAAAARRRRRARARARARRRRR" !!!
How Michael Crichton proposed to his wife.
Only one dinosaur survived extinction...because of his power to love.
This Mother's Day is going to be the best ever!!!