Head off! Apply directly to neck stump. Head off!

What's really amazing is that whatever-this-is- happens often enough that they need a sign for it.

How many times to I have to tell you, flashlight in hand, head on neck!

For 25 cents it's your choice of "quick and painless," "slow and horrible",or "clumsy bludgeoning"; ah the future is here, and it is great.

The hidden dangers of the fleshlight.

I don't care who it's meant for, I gotta take a piss.

Fuck x-rays. I have a better idea!

Warning: Japanese gloryholes will blow your mind!!

Warning: Machine may cause Robin Williams like chest hair.

The first suicide booth.

This is not what philosophers meant by "enlightenment."

Great. First the handicapped get their own toilets; now it's the retards.

My proctologist doesn't know my ass from a hole in my neck.

Sometimes you may feel a little lightheaded.

well, i guess he COULD find it with both hands and a flashlight.