Head off! Apply directly to neck stump. Head off!
What's really amazing is that whatever-this-is- happens often enough that they need a sign for it.
How many times to I have to tell you, flashlight in hand, head on neck!
For 25 cents it's your choice of "quick and painless," "slow and horrible",or "clumsy bludgeoning"; ah the future is here, and it is great.
The hidden dangers of the fleshlight.
I don't care who it's meant for, I gotta take a piss.
Fuck x-rays. I have a better idea!
Warning: Japanese gloryholes will blow your mind!!
Warning: Machine may cause Robin Williams like chest hair.
The first suicide booth.
This is not what philosophers meant by "enlightenment."
Great. First the handicapped get their own toilets; now it's the retards.
My proctologist doesn't know my ass from a hole in my neck.
Sometimes you may feel a little lightheaded.
well, i guess he COULD find it with both hands and a flashlight.