Patrick couldn't salute the general. He just couldn't.
Not after last night.
"Simon Says: Salute to the left. HAHA YOU LOSE!"
le doucheThe expanding influence of the Internet became apparent when the commanding officer's only response was "Haha, n00b".
andyourlittledogtoo"I don't know but I've been told..."
"I don't know but I've been told..."
"Everyone that looks left is a queer."
"Everyone that looks...what, what?"
So then officers realized that sewing 'Right' And 'Left' on private John's uniform really was not a cruel prank after all.
BCKAnd then a miracle occured during the anual parade of the rare "hand-to-face-paralisis" disease.
think ploydNo no no! I said jazz hands, not salue!
Crazy KoalaFuck saluting! I'm gonna get down and do the robot!
Chab GassiePrivate Jones knew that he had the biggest privates, and all he needed to do was draw attention to himslef
Cree8Zoolander in disguise "cant turn left"
MARKWAnother victim fell at the Military Institute's annual game of Simon Says.
BritneysWigLatvia's army encouraged individualism.
DeltawayThompson realized it was just an elaborate lie. It wasn't opposite day at all.
LetThereBeColby