They laughed at me at the sign factory when I submitted this design. Well who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??!!

Optimus Prime really needs to be careful where he takes a shit.

I dropped a penny from the top of the Empire State Building and it went 6 feet into the concrete!! Of course, it was in my glove compartment....

Introducing the all new Honda "Kamikaze"!

And they say Monday has a 70% chance of Lexuses.

Wile. E. Coyote's transition to a more urban environment did not end well.

Who knew that without those crazy cones, chaos would ensue..

If only there was a dome covered in safety cones here, that would have prevented this needless tragedy.

Damn, I planted the wrong seed, I wanted to grow a Corvette!

This is why we can't have nice things!

In the sky! Its a bird! Its a plane! No thats...my car...guess super girl found out about Laura...

Further evidence of the auto industry crashing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was Asian.

And minutes later, an ambulance falls out of the sky.

Damn my GPS sucks