Every 15 minutes this sculpture becomes a fountain.

The Bill Clinton Memorial

It looks even more inappropriate when the pigeons shit on her face.

NEVER cheat on Medusa.

Finally, art I can get behind. ... if you know what I mean.

I'm so glad my family let me pick out my own grave marker.

Statue of Liberty before she became famous...

Hookers at Pompeii are a tutorial for modern day sluts.

This sculpture sucks...

A blowjob so incredible, that it had to be immortalized in carbonite!

They put the bronze lady back on the bench every morning, and every night, those damn kids move it back to the ground.

The follow-up to "The Thinker" reveals what he was actually thinking about.

"No, that's my thigh, but good effort."

I'll take a blowjob... on the rocks.

King Midas was a giant douchebag