It may be a one horse town, but it's a very nice horse.

Black Beautie's cousin, Fabulous Fred.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

God damn it! I've been to every store in this town and no one has myrhh.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't park it here. That's a $50 ticket.

Considering what "Pimp My Horse" COULD mean, I guess this is pretty harmless.

The horse may have no name, but he does have style.

Every once in a while, even Don Quixote had to stop and take a shit.

And all the king's horses, and all the kings men, still couldn't get him out of that parking ticket.

The old Popemobile

I always hide my horse under a rug in rough areas, so it doesn't get stolen

Read the sign fucktard, it says motorcycle parking...not homo-horse parking.

Slumdog Millionaire II: The Stupid Shit He Bought.

Once the world found out Mr. Ed could talk, they made him join the traveling circus. Needless to say his life has been horrible ever since.

After the Oil Market collapse, Xibit had to resort to falling back to a new show idea, "Pimp My Steed".