Headline: Skinhead Attacks World's Blackest Man

Even the front yard of George Takei's house is gay.

If you build it, every (#$@! Trekkie will come.

Wrong convention, my furry friend... now MARCH!

Why do I even post here, I never get more then 6 votes.

I bet Captain Kirk nailed at least one of them.

Well, it appears there is life out there. I'm just not sure about the "intelligent" part...

Stardate 47324.5: I'm still out of contact with my crew, and my captor is a real dick who makes me dress up in ridiculous costumes.

Why you never want to take the bus to the last stop

Assimilate this!

As he exited the Port-o-John, Steve finally snapped as Larry questioned (for the 100th time) "Did you erradicate all of the Kingons from Uranus?"

Pixar is barely trying these days

With Priceline, you can travel to this sad little monument in bum-fuck Idaho for less than a hundred dollars!

That black thing will prob live cause he isn't wearing an Ensign uniform.

"Sulu, set phasers on 'Get a Life.' "