Craptions Classics April 23, 2009

The Garden of Eden was a lonely place before Eve arrived.

slickjamesjik

Other Craptions

A memorial honoring Suk Wang, the first man told to "go fuck himself" who could actually accomplish the feat.

Iapyx

That is not what I would be doing with that ability

bcanders

Little known fact: the French actually have a monument to surrendering.

CavalierX

"Ha! I found it WITHOUT two hands and a roadmap!"

Julius_Goat

HAH! pretty hard to make a "5 minutes later, France surrendered" joke today, idiots!

Gregoclock

Because he can.

Rex-Jester

If Hollywood were more truthful, this would be the model for Oscar statues.

CavalierX

Everyone knows about China's famous Terracotta Warriors who guard the first emperor's soul from destruction, but not everyone knows about the Terrecotta Ass-Kissers who guard his feelings from being hurt.

Iapyx

I spy with my brown eye....my chin

chapdaddy

oddly enough, this is a bike rack.

crhino

After the arrest, Officer Gordon admitted that he "wasn't sure what exactly the man was doing, but it damn sure looked illegal."

tallestmunchkin

"This is not torture." - George W. Bush

TheBeatles

YMCA in chinese is a much more difficult dance.

Jonimus

All the contestants on Nepal's Got Talent are just creepy.

Blinker_Fluid
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