Damn. It's hard to type a craption with only one hand.

We're here! We're queer! This thing is hard to steer!

Barricade your back gate! They have a battering ram!

S.W.A.T. teams in San Francisco.

5 minutes later, France surrendered.

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its gay bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!

Even Playboy is effected by the recession!

There's Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday, and Gay Monday.

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The Hare Club for Men.

Not Pictured: Manhood

Those 72 virgins you Muslim extremists are hoping for? Here's the first shipment.

Soon, you'll see them in a field going at it like... well, you know.

The new Star Trek movie just looks awful.

Some gangs have less street cred than others. . .