Holy crap, the scientologists were right!

Just like the people, the sushi in San Francisco is gay, fabulous, and high.

Your worst kitemare.

Skyyy Krakens in flight - Afternoon Delight!

We're trying to prepare our children for tentacle porn at an early age.

Oh, good... I think the acid's starting to kick in.

Partly cloudy, with a chance of squid.

Apparently the staff at cracked needed to give us a reason to make more tentacle rape jokes. If that's possible.

The flying spaghetti monster turned out to be a trinity.

Sex education in Japan is not quite as effective...

And on the third day He created the flying octopuses.....and it was good.

You know it's spring when the squids return to Capistrano.

Yeah, well I said I'll do it when PIGS fly.

We can't stop here, this is squid country

Unlike the better known Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Calamari of the Apocalypse are "Global Warming", "Flooding", and the "Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series."