Craptions Classics April 21, 2009

Holy crap, the scientologists were right!

tallestmunchkin

Other Craptions

Just like the people, the sushi in San Francisco is gay, fabulous, and high.

SlappyMcGee

Your worst kitemare.

ShawnStu

Skyyy Krakens in flight - Afternoon Delight!

eric1997

We're trying to prepare our children for tentacle porn at an early age.

JStanshall

Oh, good... I think the acid's starting to kick in.

CavalierX

Partly cloudy, with a chance of squid.

Kelly Robinson

Apparently the staff at cracked needed to give us a reason to make more tentacle rape jokes. If that's possible.

Dingus

The flying spaghetti monster turned out to be a trinity.

GaseousClay

Sex education in Japan is not quite as effective...

MARCS

And on the third day He created the flying octopuses.....and it was good.

Christine

You know it's spring when the squids return to Capistrano.

CavalierX

Yeah, well I said I'll do it when PIGS fly.

Midnight_Huzky

We can't stop here, this is squid country

Mr.Siegal

Unlike the better known Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Calamari of the Apocalypse are "Global Warming", "Flooding", and the "Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series."

jonnygonzo
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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