How much is that horrific-crime-against-nature in the window?

Hey guys, it's 4/20. If your high vote for my Craption. If your going to be high in the near future, vote for mine also.

we can rebuild him. Make him strong, faster, and infinitely creepier than before.

Most people baby-proof the house. Visionaries build a more durable baby.

Hey ladies, imagine shoving THAT head-first through your cooter!

"Earth has no sorrow that Heaven can't heal", ... This baby begs to differ...

Even Hitler was all, "Whoa, let's not get CRAZY here."

Another Chinese Made Toy Recalled! WHY???

Woof! Woof! I shouldn't be alive!

Toy Story 3 is gonna suck...

God shelved the superbaby idea.

Optimus Premie

Why get an abortion when you can just sell the damn thing

Nobody puts baby in a corner

Coke Adds Life... but maybe it shouldn't.