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ROBOT: "Am I on TV?! Oh shit! I just want to say Megatron rules! Optimus sucks my USB port! Cybertron High! Woooooo!"

Bend over! I am Fucktimus Prime!

The Kill-Bot 2000 just didn't have the courage to talk to Maria, and to make matters worse, he didn't have the arms to jerk off thinking about her later.

"And now Almighty Killmungotron with the weather... Killmungotron?"

Stephen Hawkins decided it was time for an upgrade

Diane had trouble composing herself when she learned her latest news assignment, a segment called "Doing the robot," was not, in fact, about a dance craze.

"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Janet, back to you."

all your reporter are belong to us

No, Mr. Cheney won't be taking any questions.

"and in other news......WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!. Now heres Tom with Sports"

I got my vibrator upgraded, and now it won't leave me alone.

wow... CBS News always reports on the most relevant shit ever!

Welcome back to Channel 1001110100010101 News.

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.