thats soooooooooo Raven!

She's not that hot. Look at the crow's feet on her face.

She's cute, but I get the feeling she's taken a lot of peckers in her day ...

You were supposed to bake those blackbirds into a pie, not into a tart...

Quoth the raven: "What the fuck?!"

Jill would never wear "Carrion" by Calvin Klein again

She would be screaming in pain, but you know... botox

Oh my God! That woman's being murdered!

Worst. Scarecrow. EVER.

Well, since you can't wear fur anymore....

Said ten ravens at Hell's door "We hate it here, it's such a bore Let's go to Earth and all explore" "I heard there's sexy chick(en)s galore!" They all found one, and they all "scored" Quoth the ravens, "What a whore."

Tweeting is all the rage nowadays.

A tribute to Martha Stewart?

I said I want to meet an attractive bird, not an attractor of birds.

Edgar Allen Poe's runway show