I don't know about you, but I'm just impressed they managed to sum up this thing's message in three bullet points.

Wheeee!

I am sick of these motherfucking snakepeople on this motherfucking limbo stick!

I always feel like I get screwed over on my taxes too

It was a good idea, until his penis got ripped off.

"Attention: The seatbelt is not worn like this"

He came from the suburbs, but he dances like he's from the street!

Who divided by zero?

Warning! You're about to get screwed!

In Soviet Russia, joints roll you.

In order to play Gumby in the new live action movie, you must be T H I S flexible.

Welcome to the Internal Revenue Service headquarters.

Solution to the 'all-out-of-toilet-paper' problem?

Mr. Fantastic versus the Inanimate Carbon Rod

someone just fucking vote for my caption already