Thelma & Louise 2: Let's get Kraken

In Soviet Russia Japan, YOU rape TENTACLES!

Octomom: The Disney Ride

Even Samuel Jackson wouldn't sign on to "Squids on a Train."

Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

Two lesbians test driving the dildo-tronic 3000, the latest in multiple partner pleasuring

Opening soon: Cthulhu Land!

Those people should know better. You should never ink and drive.

Now, I shall take my revenge on the hentai fan who assaulted me.

For the love of god, no more soviet russia jokes!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Oh, a lesbian couple.

Look out yesterday's craption! They're right behind you!

In Japan when girls get into an argument, they aren't called cat fights, it's called TENTACLE RAPE FIGHT!

that's funny, I learned how to drive stick the same way!

... and in summation, this is why I should win the Nobel Prize.