Craptions Classics April 12, 2009

You cheeky bastard.

orphan

Other Craptions

Steve knew that no amount of aloe was gonna relieve THIS sunburn.

Iceland

I see London, I see France, I see... OH MY GOD!!!

MARCS

"Those Scottish ceremonial kilts are SOOOO gay," thought the French honor guard.

Wanderer

Dear Cracked, I have some serious concerns about your Titties to Man-Ass ratio. That is all.

Boondoggle

Ironically, Butt Pirates actual did exist.

Boondoggle

Too bad that Frenchman's sword will never see the battlefield...if you know what I mean.

warcraft004

So far, no jokes about Cracked... that's kind of a let down...

Downtheline

Is that a loaf of bread in thy codpiece, or art thou just happy to see me?

DrTom

After the third musketeer left, things just got awkward between the two.

Milkman

My, that is a mighty blade, sir!

DrTom

Eyes up here, dude...eyes up here.

Boondoggle

Uh, Frank? Those aren't exactly one size fits all.

orphan

"Hey dude, you might want to say no to crack, if you catch my drift."

Truthiness

No wonder the french army always falls in 30 seconds the first 25 seconds is just the other army thinking "what the fuck?"

ATPkid
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