You cheeky bastard.
orphanSteve knew that no amount of aloe was gonna relieve THIS sunburn.
IcelandI see London, I see France, I see... OH MY GOD!!!
MARCS"Those Scottish ceremonial kilts are SOOOO gay," thought the French honor guard.
WandererDear Cracked, I have some serious concerns about your Titties to Man-Ass ratio. That is all.
BoondoggleIronically, Butt Pirates actual did exist.
BoondoggleToo bad that Frenchman's sword will never see the battlefield...if you know what I mean.
warcraft004So far, no jokes about Cracked... that's kind of a let down...
DownthelineIs that a loaf of bread in thy codpiece, or art thou just happy to see me?
DrTomAfter the third musketeer left, things just got awkward between the two.
MilkmanMy, that is a mighty blade, sir!
DrTomEyes up here, dude...eyes up here.
BoondoggleUh, Frank? Those aren't exactly one size fits all.
orphan"Hey dude, you might want to say no to crack, if you catch my drift."
TruthinessNo wonder the french army always falls in 30 seconds the first 25 seconds is just the other army thinking "what the fuck?"
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