He made the mistake of asking the genie for a dick long enough to touch the ground.

Video game glitches come to the real world.

The Mexican Statue of Liberty is slightly less majestic.

God's other less ambitious son, Leon, couldn't even walk on solid ground.

Domino's Pizza: We deliver within 30 minutes, or we let hyena eat the delivery guy's legs.

"Yes, my parents had the average 1 and 2/3 children. I was the 2/3."

I can't tell you how many migrant workers I've lost to quicksand.

I'm the Juggernaut bitch!!

And Pedro realized.. Jumanji is not a game to be played lightly.

I feel bad for the people in the basement, because that guy's not wearing any pants!

Unsurprisingly he didn't press any of the other buttons

i cary this domino cause i have no dice!

OK fine, you won my legs, double or nothing for my arms?

This guy broke the number one rule: Do not talk about Dominoes club

Give a man a domino and he'll play for a day. Teach a man dominos, and THIS shit happens.