Craptions Classics April 07, 2009

There can be only one Douchelander.

mrpeabody

Other Craptions

39 seconds later, France surrendered.

oxsder

His methods may be questionable, but my drain is now completely unclogged.

Kelly Robinson

The first annual post-apocalyptic renaissance fair was a huge success.

Truthiness

This.....is.....Oakland!!!

deaved_wrath

This guy didn't quite make it onto yesterdays tank.

kaishenas

Alfredo, the angry proctologist, was always fun to watch give a prostate exam.

DrTom

I don't know what's cooler: the unicycle jouster or the Chewbacca pants on that guy up front

Tim Parent

Before he could be the Retard king, Derrick had to fulfill the "Fucktard Prophecies" by unhorsing the fabled Dork Knight.

Iapyx

Dear Cracked Craption Contest. Please stop taking pictures of me without my expressed written consent. Thank you.

connan

Due to the recession, the budget for the World of Warcraft live-action movie was drastically reduced.

CavalierX

'Slightly Perterbed' Max

bilbo1

The Homeless Olympics

Stretch

I knew Obama was going to slash the military budget, but THIS is ridiculous!

CavalierX
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