O.K. so the first North Korean missile test wasn't as big a deal

Warning: Fighting fire with fire does not work on actual fire.

Job Security: Sometimes you have to make your own emergency.

Thanks to PETA, fire departments can't extinguish fires anymore. They have to re-locate them.

In Soviet Russia, truck fire you!

Rosie O'Donnell's birthday cake.

Just the people to call if you home suddenly bursts into water.

Only you can prevent fire truck fires.

"It is time to fight fire WITH fire!"

Only firemen would celebrate the sixth birthday of a fire truck.

NO, no, no, no, no. A Fire Truck doesn't DELIVER fire, it supposed to put.... oh never mind.

Mexico still hasn't gotten down the specifics of the Olympics yet.

In San Francisco, firemen don't quite operate the same as the do in the rest of the country.

If this was in Japan..this would make a hell of a lot more sense as to what was going on.

When fire destroys houses, fire is fought using water. Sometimes, water destroy houses. These guys just did the math.