There was a farmer who had a dog and 0100001001001001010011100100011101001111 was his name-o.
We needed a new subwoofer, and we are extremely literal people.
Finally the truth about Old Yeller. He wasn't Rabid, he just ran on Windows.
Michael Bay directs Old Yeller.
That explains the smelly pile of computer parts in my front yard.
His BYTE'S worse than his BARK! Get it?? Get it?? Oh, fuck you guys.
Big fucking deal.
I can play Grand Theft Auto IV on my cat.
While you can't teach an old dog new tricks, they can be reprogrammed.
Aaaaand thats how I got fired from the pet cemetary.
Shit. This dog be gettin' all sorts of worms.
I hope the USB port isn't where I think it is!
Looks like K-9 got some physical upgrades finally.
Looks like they're going to have to take him out in the woods and wipe his hard drive.