Craptions Classics May 07, 2006

Kobe explaining to the press just how big Shaq's penis really is

DrNo

Other Craptions

Kirby Bryant prepares to inhale a group of camera monsters

texty

"Stop! No flash photography! You're only making him angry!"

Senor Taco

Feeding time has always been one of Staples Center's most popular events.

Linux fan

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"

Tristan

National Geographic would pay big bucks for a picture of the elusive "African Millionaire Celebritry Rapist" in it's natural habitat.

The Other White Meat

Kobe had tried to hide it from the press for years, but finally, his explosive diarrhea problem became public.

schmaefe

When asked how he had won the game, Kobe showed them his secret: Fresh breath.

Blindeye

Kobes first reaction when he finds out the chick he was banging in Colorado used to be a dude

Rat Boy

"HADOKEN!!"

hmm

Kobe preparing to perform the infamous "fart implosion" tactic.

Tickler

And he huffed, and he puffed, but he couldn't blow away the rape charge.

BritneysWig
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