Kobe explaining to the press just how big Shaq's penis really is
DrNoKirby Bryant prepares to inhale a group of camera monsters
texty"Stop! No flash photography! You're only making him angry!"
Senor TacoFeeding time has always been one of Staples Center's most popular events.
Linux fan"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
TristanNational Geographic would pay big bucks for a picture of the elusive "African Millionaire Celebritry Rapist" in it's natural habitat.
The Other White MeatKobe had tried to hide it from the press for years, but finally, his explosive diarrhea problem became public.
schmaefeWhen asked how he had won the game, Kobe showed them his secret: Fresh breath.
BlindeyeKobes first reaction when he finds out the chick he was banging in Colorado used to be a dude
Rat Boy"HADOKEN!!"
hmmKobe preparing to perform the infamous "fart implosion" tactic.
TicklerAnd he huffed, and he puffed, but he couldn't blow away the rape charge.
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