A pissing contest so epic, they just had to immortalize it.

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

Drinking fountains in San Francisco scare me.

"You think Madagascar is the best semi-autonomous island nation?? THIS is what I think of Madagascar!"

This anti-feminist statue, the artist called "Ha ha, we can pee standing up."

...and that, according to creationism, is how the great lakes were formed

At least the cast of "Friends" aren't dancing around it.

It's only gay if you look down.

Dr. Manhattan gets into a pissing contest with himself.

While some found it tasteless, Jenny just couldn't let herself leave without taking a picture of the famed R. Kelly memorial

Why would I save a fountain I no longer have any stake in?

It's Japan isn't it? Yeah, I thought so.

Not pictured: a statue of 2 women and a cup?

France's gift to Korea was a little more insulting than the Statue of Liberty.

The residents of Pompeii really shouldn't have gotten into a pissing contest at that moment.