"Do you really expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bear . . . I expect you to dry. Oh, and you'll be washed first. Then comes the drying. It's all pretty standard, actually."

Rape-a-Bear Workshop

First they came for the teddy bears, and I said nothing because I was plastic. -Doll Massacre survivor

Paw IV

Beary McBear couldn't bear to work at the Bear Shop any longer. He was getting paid the bear minimum and was bearely scrapping by.He knew it was time to grin and bear it and just go for his dream...to become a bear-knuckle fighter.

Serial Killer Starter Kit, ages 6+

Oh sure, they got the white bear workin' hard while the brown bear just laaaaays around...Perpetuatin' the stereotype!

"Not to 50!!"

The first gag-ball was too big. The second gag-ball was too small. But then she found Baby Bear's gag-ball and it fight just right.

Toy Story 3: The Recession

FLASHBACK: ("Awww look...his eharmony profile says he keeps a few stuffed animals in his room. I bet you he is really sensitive and loving!")

and that was the end of Teddy Ruxpin...

After the teddy bear picnic, where nobody sees what happens...

This is what George Bush believes was happening at Guantanamo Bay.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy was strapped to a chair, Fuzzy Wuzzy was doomed to a life of providing free power for laundry service for all the other little bears, wasn't he?