No mindfucks allowed.
BattlecatI was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.
xbeaverxno dick heads allowed on this tram
Sev SquadMen from Nantucket not allowed on board
SlimTheShamOh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....
WazulaTicket...don't dick it
DrTomHey Joe, did you get the tickets? No, I wasn't able to. Why not? Uh...they were sold out.
DragonmanAny Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.
smileyjosephNeed a ticket? Go fuck yourself.
ZigaWarning: The letter C may engulf you.
racedogg2Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.
Blinker_FluidI don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.
twigletno C Men allowed
pyrodude136We do not sell tickets to black people.
humblebearThey give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?
CavalierX