No mindfucks allowed.

I was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.

no dick heads allowed on this tram

Men from Nantucket not allowed on board

Oh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....

Ticket...don't dick it

Hey Joe, did you get the tickets? No, I wasn't able to. Why not? Uh...they were sold out.

Any Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.

Need a ticket? Go fuck yourself.

Warning: The letter C may engulf you.

Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.

I don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.

no C Men allowed

We do not sell tickets to black people.

They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?