No mindfucks allowed.
BattlecatI was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.
xbeaverxno dick heads allowed on this tram
Sev SquadMen from Nantucket not allowed on board
SlimTheShamOh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....
WazulaHey Joe, did you get the tickets? No, I wasn't able to. Why not? Uh...they were sold out.
DragonmanTicket...don't dick it
DrTomAny Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.
smileyjosephNeed a ticket? Go fuck yourself.
ZigaWarning: The letter C may engulf you.
racedogg2Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.
Blinker_FluidI don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.
twigletWe do not sell tickets to black people.
humblebearno C Men allowed
pyrodude136They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?
CavalierX