No mindfucks allowed.
I was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.
no dick heads allowed on this tram
Men from Nantucket not allowed on board
Oh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....
Ticket...don't dick it
Hey Joe, did you get the tickets?
No, I wasn't able to.
Uh...they were sold out.
Any Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.
Need a ticket? Go fuck yourself.
Warning: The letter C may engulf you.
Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.
I don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.
no C Men allowed
We do not sell tickets to black people.
They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?