Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Spring Break

"So, Jane, I heard Andy finally proposed, how did he do it?"

Short shorts of sandcastle building: add +10 to skill

This is why you never go to the beach with an art major.

"An art degree is a waste of time he says. Money down the drain he says. Oh yeah dad?!?! Well, wait til you get this year's christmas card in the mail. That'll show you...bastard."

On his death bed, Dan lamented the fact that he didn't have another life to pointlessly waste on ridiculous endeavors.

IT'S A SAND TRAP!

Me fighting inner demons???... I think you're the one thats crazy man. Now let me finish my zombie castle.

brown shoes with black socks!? what a fucktard...

You know like, when you feel a woman's breast...and it feels like a bag of sand...

"Shit, I better sell this $799,000 house before the next tide."

I built a sandcastle once. It was not nearly this good.

Collect shells? Oh, I though you wanted to go to the beach to collect SOULS!

Sure, but I'm just not sure you really captured the competition's theme of World Peace...

Seriously dude, it looks like its about to rain. You're so screwed.