This little piggy had a degree in engineering.

"So Dan, I hear your son is some gay designer of some kind?" "Yeah.... but I sent him out back to stack the firewood. That should straighten him out!"

Then the big bad wolf said, "fuck it."

Chuck Norris learns how to crochet.

Give me the receipt, we're going back to that IKEA store right now!

Man, my ark doesn't look anything like in the bible.

The "amber waves of grain" are a lot less patriotic and a lot more terrifying than you think.

Apparently, the first little pig also did meth.

Deserts can have waves, too. They just suck.

The fossilized skeleton of the ancient Toothpickosaurus drew undergrad paleontology students from far and wide searching for a bitchin' senior thesis.

As a kid, Frank Gehry's link-n-log structures showed more promise than the other 1st graders.

It was the last time Salvadore Dali was allowed to organize Burning Man.

Nobody realized House Resolution #420, the "George W. Bush Memorial Hurricane Shelter Act," was a joke until it was too late.

Designed by architect George R. IMABIGFREAKINGBIRD

12:00 p.m. March 25. 2009. The wicker became self aware