Craptions Classics May 06, 2006

YOU ENCOUNTER A WIZARD.
1-ASK ABOUT VILLAGE
2-BUY SPELLS
3-LAUGH AT FLOWERS


YOU DECIDE TO LAUGH AT THE WIZARD'S FRUITY FLOWER GET-UP.

YOU ARE NOW A TOAD.


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