I yearn for the days when all a young Japanese girl had to worry about was tentacle rape. Those were simpler days.
regards the rest of the world
Swan Condoms...Billed for her pleasure!
Finally, a strap-on that both princesses AND hobos can enjoy.
She's got a bigger duck than he does....
Are they trying to advertise their product with a balding, hockey player pedophile Hitler? Because that's genius.
Earmuffs and alcoholic father sold seperately.
Duck, Dick, Goose...
I've always called upon the power of the Majestic Swan when I make love. You know me too well, Japan.
The Swan Princess is actually a porno in Japan
Super Mario and Princess Peach are the only choice to advertise our Inflatable wild swan. Get it done, Mr. Miyamoto.
The ugly duckling was actually a beautiful swan... penis...
Before textbooks were invented: "I'll just hide my massive erection with this strategically placed duck..."
Pants with duck-sized hole in crotch sold seperately.
And this is EXACTLY why geese fly south for the winter, Japan!