Craptions Classics March 22, 2009

I yearn for the days when all a young Japanese girl had to worry about was tentacle rape. Those were simpler days.

ahoythere4

Other Craptions

Dear Japan STOP IT! regards the rest of the world

twiglet

Swan Condoms...Billed for her pleasure!

Bionic_Crouton

Finally, a strap-on that both princesses AND hobos can enjoy.

mysecretbush

She's got a bigger duck than he does.... That's embarrassing...

Thomas Calnan

Are they trying to advertise their product with a balding, hockey player pedophile Hitler? Because that's genius.

Earmuffs and alcoholic father sold seperately.

zip5000

Duck, Dick, Goose...

DrTom

I've always called upon the power of the Majestic Swan when I make love. You know me too well, Japan.

mysecretbush

The Swan Princess is actually a porno in Japan

mynamesjd

Super Mario and Princess Peach are the only choice to advertise our Inflatable wild swan. Get it done, Mr. Miyamoto.

The ugly duckling was actually a beautiful swan... penis... The end.

Thomas Calnan

Before textbooks were invented: "I'll just hide my massive erection with this strategically placed duck..."

uatemyduck

Pants with duck-sized hole in crotch sold seperately.

shiver17

And this is EXACTLY why geese fly south for the winter, Japan!

Jackinthecrack
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