Craptions Classics March 21, 2009

You may laugh, but when the zombies rise, guess whose house WON'T be overrun?

Solieyu

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The 4th little piggy was much more innovative than his brothers.

Chavkill

Little did the Empire know the Ewoks had their own walkers.

Swiffo

THE WORLD IS YOUR BASEMENT

SUPERNAUT44

"Look AGAIN. It didn't just grow legs and walk away."

feralboy12

YOU go outside and get the paper! Like I'm falling for that one twice!

Dr.Pepper

"I built my house like this because everyone knows Mormons can't climb trees."

TychPsych

The final event at the Jehovah's Witness Olympics.

jessen

No girls allowed!

foolio_67

God's house isn't as impressive as I expected.

Blinker_Fluid

The Domino's Pizza is always free, it takes the delivery dude over 30 minutes to climb to the front door.

quagmyre

Floods? check. Zombies? check. Earthquakes? ...fuck.

mblair

There's no plumbing so when you stand underneath it and look up, keep your mouth closed.

Blinker_Fluid

Some people rebuilt smart after Katrina

SUPERNAUT44

Welcome to MTV Nests.

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