Craptions Classics March 17, 2009

Better than his last sign: Come tell Nazis why they need to concentrate.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

The cinematographer berated by Christian Bale gets his subtle revenge.

Iapyx

Haha, someone drew a nutsack on his sign

Dick_Johnson

So... Christians are wrong, but there IS a hell? Just checking.

CavalierX

So how much are these bars of soap you're selling?

FloydotheGreat

What's wrong with YOU telling them? I don't know them that well.

feralboy12

Opposite side of sign: "...licopter Land for all of their Helicopter purchasing needs!"

Priapism

While lying in the hospital bed, Dan thought, that in retrospect, he probably should not have done this shit at a Christian college.

Harms

Christians...go to Hell! Sorority girls...go to my dorm room!

cbwalker720

Tell Christians why they should go to hell? Jeez, I haven't got all day!

Tim Parent

Shut up. Just...shut up. You had me at 'come'.

Who knew? Passionate atheists were every bit as annoying as passionate religionists.

Boondoggle

It was supposed to say "Hellen's Bath and Body Supply" but he ran out of room.

Boondoggle

SOAP: Shitheads On A Pedestal

Savior77

Seconds later, the bearded douche cries for God to save him from the black guy.

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