It wasnt until John took the breathalizer did he realize just how out of control his drinking habits were.

Suddenly, John's bubblegum went super-critical.

"Hey, Jerry, why don't you juggle THIS!!!"

standing on his left foot, jerry realized he forgot something; Fire!

John never really liked ferris wheels in the first place...

after trying to light his own farts, sam went north for ideas

Fire is a dangerous and very contagious infection. It induces violent sneezing in the victim, who in turn passes it on to new hosts.

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!