Craptions Classics March 13, 2009

Looks like Michael Phelps isn't the only swimmer who's stoned.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

The Evolution of the Bitch Slap

Drunktoad

Pompeii's Olympics

RedBaron

There are some things money can't buy. ...There are some things money shouldn't buy.

MI6

Well... apparently Jabba the Hut has SOME use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

conquistador117

Somewhere, Brendan Fraser is angrily cursing about how much he hates these guys.

Jeff Kelly

I'd like to see Flavor Flav put this fucking thing around his neck.

rustytrombone

aw, it's dude:15 already"

iamquitebored

In Soviet Russia, clock wears you!

Tim Parent

I think they're spelling out YMCA in hieroglyphics.

Health care in Canada is free but...

Getting plastered in ancient Greece had a totally different meaning

CreepyOldMan

Sweet Jesus! Who's teaching zombies to swim? They'll be unstoppable!

phreesh

This is what happens to you when you write Craptions about Scientology.

pillpopper
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