Looks like Michael Phelps isn't the only swimmer who's stoned.

The Evolution of the Bitch Slap

Pompeii's Olympics

There are some things money can't buy. ...There are some things money shouldn't buy.

Well... apparently Jabba the Hut has SOME use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Somewhere, Brendan Fraser is angrily cursing about how much he hates these guys.

I'd like to see Flavor Flav put this fucking thing around his neck.

aw, it's dude:15 already"

In Soviet Russia, clock wears you!

I think they're spelling out YMCA in hieroglyphics.

Health care in Canada is free but...

Getting plastered in ancient Greece had a totally different meaning

Sweet Jesus! Who's teaching zombies to swim? They'll be unstoppable!

This is what happens to you when you write Craptions about Scientology.

Son dial.