Craptions Classics March 12, 2009

The Irish decided that they too, needed their own version of Dr. Manhattan

swedishchef

Other Craptions

Don't make me naked. You wouldn't like me when I'm naked...

Thomas Calnan

The Green Giant had to register as a sex offender later in life.

london

How the grinch stole innocence.

hadleydb

Hey guys. Look at my crazy umbrella hat. I'm crazy because I wear a crazy umbrella hat.

michaeldrew

After seeing Dr. Manhattan break the nudity barrior, Dr. Bruce Banner no longer bothered buying stretchy purple pants.

humanity

This year's triathalon was a true thrill ride with 7 lead changes and one of the biggest underdog victories in the history of the sport. Oh, and this fucking green dude showed up too.

michaeldrew

The green giant displays his peas and his pod.

GaseousClay

What do you mean "Uranium isn't an ingredient in suntan lotion?"

Gatt

Why green painted skin and an umbrella hat? Because Fuck You, that's why.

michaeldrew

Middle-age Mutant Beach Tourist.

If you look hard enough, you can see his penis shadow... Someone please gouge out my eyes...

MI6

I don't know what it is, but here's Nicholas Cage making the movie of it.

smileyjoseph

Match.com did it again

lumberjef
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