A penny got onto the blueprints, and somehow I just didn't notice until now.
mrthereverendIf Mount Rushmore was built today, this is all we could afford.
SlappyMcGeewhen he finished snorting the log cabin, Abe knew he had an addiction
virus_2049John Wilkes Booth's shooting range.
Jeff KellyThis is the second worst mini-golf course I've ever been to.
Jeff KellyWho needs an entire fence? This head of Abe Lincoln will keep trespassers honest.
GaseousClayJimmy was sorely disappointed to find his Lincoln Logs came with too few logs and far too much Lincoln
DeadMonkey321"This is not what I had in mind when you asked if I’m up for some roadside head!!!"
LionelHutzPreviously on Lost...
purplecowscluckCocaine's a hell of a drug
billyh2oThe original Lincoln Memorial wasn't as nice.
Jeff KellyMan, cleaning out the nose sucks...where's a slave when you need one?
cbwalker720Four Spruce and 7 Pines ago...
GattWell, I think it's in bad taste, but if you are gonna finish your shooting gallery you better put up the John and Robert kennedy targets, too.
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