"Boner?" "No, I just wore my fanny pack inside my wetsuit."

Can't you go back to the old costume? No Mary Jane. People know who I am now.

As a matter of fact, that IS a banana in my pocket, for I am Banana Man!

The label for Japan's #1 selling brand of pepper spray.

"Will it hurt very much?" "HA HA HA yes."

Watchmen II: Electric Boogaloo

I miss just one episode of Heroes, and now I can't follow the storyline at all.

I'm you, from the future! Also you will get a sex change.

I don't speak Japanese, but I know boner deoderant when I see it.

Hey there, are you some sort of superhero? Why no, I'm not....bitch.

"I came as fast as i could!" "You know premature ejaculation isn't exactly a superpower, right?"

"Thank you for saving me, Embarrassing-Public-Erection-Man! How can I ever repay you?" "Well..."

Japan has a more sinister definition of "Banana-hammock"

"Tick, is that you?" "No, I'm his second cousin, Banana Slug."

"How can I ever repay you, Urine-Man?" "Just remember to always.. LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE!"