Craptions Classics March 08, 2009

The first round from the giraffe's double-barrel lion gun roared over our heads. With one left in the chamber, the question became, did we feel lucky?

jonnyt

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"Who's your Lion King now?"

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Giraffe's don't often rape lions in the wild, only in captivity

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The OTHER entrance to Narnia

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its not rape if you yell surprise

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Unfortunately, his plan for a Giraffe-Lion-Rock hybrid had some obvious holes

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Safari glory hole.

Obtusetriangle

"And on your right we'll see... something..."

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Giraffe-"Bitch, where my money at?" Lion-"I don't have it!" Giraffe-"I know you be Lion."

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Madagascar 3: Escape to Buttsex Island drew an R-rating from the MPAA

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"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion....um......"

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After Simba's little "incident" with the giraffe, Pride Rock was later dubbed Shame Rock.

Bluth

The lion has just learned a valuable lesson. Never turn your back on a gay giraffe!

DrTom

"Hey Leo, how'd you get stuck in the Rock Giant's nostril?" "Don't ask, just get the pepper."

The Cowardly Lion gets his second wish from Oz; to be sodomized by a giraffe.

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