The first round from the giraffe's double-barrel lion gun roared over our heads. With one left in the chamber, the question became, did we feel lucky?
"Who's your Lion King now?"
Giraffe's don't often rape lions in the wild, only in captivity
The OTHER entrance to Narnia
its not rape if you yell surprise
Unfortunately, his plan for a Giraffe-Lion-Rock hybrid had some obvious holes
Safari glory hole.
"And on your right we'll see... something..."
Giraffe-"Bitch, where my money at?"
Lion-"I don't have it!"
Giraffe-"I know you be Lion."
Madagascar 3: Escape to Buttsex Island drew an R-rating from the MPAA
"In the jungle,
the mighty jungle
After Simba's little "incident" with the giraffe, Pride Rock was later dubbed Shame Rock.
The lion has just learned a valuable lesson. Never turn your back on a gay giraffe!
"Hey Leo, how'd you get stuck in the Rock Giant's nostril?"
"Don't ask, just get the pepper."
The Cowardly Lion gets his second wish from Oz; to be sodomized by a giraffe.