The third Death Star suffered a lot of budget cuts after the economic crisis.
There was an old woman who lived in a shit
The world's first humane hobo trap.
Is there an inscription on it? Cause I lost one like that.
A scene from the live action Mario Kart movie: A Chain Chomp waits for the karts.
I can't find it in my What Shat That book.
Look, it's an Ewok double wide!
The Trojan Turd was instrumental in the siege of Cleveland.
"10 Shitball lane. No. You heard it right. Just deliver the pizza."
The lesser known Keebler Dwarves, baking whatever roadkill they can find.
Chuck Norris's airbag.
The Paul Bunyan Polyp Ride was the least popular in the amusement park.
Bumper Sticker: my other gigantic piece of shit is a car.
The Flintstone's space capsule was damaged during re-entry, probably due to the difficulty of air-braking with one's feet.
FUCK THIS CRAPTION!!! I CALLED OF WORK FOR THIS??