Never try to change your flat tire while playing "the floor is lava" game
IapyxHerbie always enjoyed receiving rim-jobs
gueroBack in the day, Transformers needed a little help with their actual transformations.
Jeff KellySo I guess a one man demolition derby basically just involves slowly taking the car apart.
Jeff KellyIn Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
Dick_Johnson"If you have a better way to steer, I'd like to hear it!"
Thomas CalnanHe also changes rubber mid-fuck.
Plan BI promise you, the tire is not why you're not winning any of your Nascar races.
siromarDude, just pay the $50 for freaking AAA!
Ken GoldsteinTalladega Nightmares
Walker720I can still win this, I just have to construct my car.
mrthereverendIronically, his name is "Jack".
Julius_GoatOh, I get it: it's a metaphor for the economy. The wheels have come off and it's spinning in circles.
CavalierXThis guy just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO.
waanestadThey finally tried to turn Mario Kart into a real sport.
alaska_77