Hooters N Head wasn't as much fun as we thought it would be

An image from octo-mom's ultrasound.

How many dead baby jokes can you fit in a cupboard?

"Hello, do you carry dolls heads? Yes? And What about their decapitated bodies? Wow, yeah? Okay, now this is a shot in the dark, but what about fake owls? NO WAY! SWEET!"

The one downtown store Walmart couldn't put out of business

What's even creepier is that the photographer doesn't have a reflection.

We've got OWLS..more OWLS than you can shake a stick at! Big ones, small one's....old and new. Get your OWLS at a super discount at TED'S DEAD BABY HEAD EMPORIUM!

"Bob, when I suggested you take up a hobby or start a collection I...I kind of meant stamps, or baseball cards..."

In order to get inside the mind of a pedophile, we must first think like one. But how?

Tim Burton's Toy Story

Your one stop shop for creepy!

Ha-Ha! A womb with a view...Get it?.....A womb with--- Fuck you guys......

Somebody told the dolls there was a Jonas Brothers concert outside.

The poorer wizards were forced to shop just off Diagon Alley.

Bob's last day as Macy's window dresser.