Craptions Classics May 04, 2006

"In the real world, Neo, rappers are not born. They are grown."

le douche

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ZenStorm

Never, ever let Sony sponsor a maternity ward.

Bakken Hood

Shhhhh. They're recharging.

Linux fan

Watch, we can make a Matrix reference from any picture. Just scroll down to see.

Mooze

Secret photos exposed the CIA's sinister project to create an army of Phil Collins clones.

andyourlittledogtoo

"There! Now we're not testing on animals anymore. That ought to shut those animal rights people up!"

HiEv

Walmart has rolled back prices on the ever popular Romanian Baby in a Bag! Now with a convenient carrying handle for just $10.99.

Trolly McTroll

The terrible truth behind progressive rock

Black Ham

Testing babies hearing.

HendrixJ92

whats the statue looking at?

jmac310

ALL THE BITCHES IN THE CLUB WANNA GO!

hey, ho, lets go
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