March 2, 2009. 3pm EST. The Peeps became self aware.
rustytromboneAny second now, some smarmy dog is going to pop up and laugh at you for not hitting a single one of those ducks.
Jeff KellyAnd on the 8th day, God said "Let there be ducks". And there were ducks. And it was fucking creepy.
playerkillerSo you've decided to divide by zero...
BigTHAHA, MORE LIKE QUACKED.COM!
SUPERNAUT44If one rubber ducky makes bath time lots of fun, this many must make it fucking orgasmic.
Jeff KellyNobody said the zombies weren't going to be adorable. And ducks.
TheGuessWhomAll those targets and Dick Cheney still managed to shoot some old motherfucker in the face.
Plan B...GOOSE!!!!
ZaphodThe bills just keep piling up...
jonnytThe population boom proved that sometimes even rubber ducks don't use rubbers.
IapyxWe're gonna need a bigger boat!
Obtusetriangleyou can tell a duck will be gay from a very young age.
somfasIt is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.
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