Breakdancing zone ahead. Prepare for awesomeness.

Stock market super fun slide: Go down with us!

Warning: tresspassers are in danger of gettin' served

CAUTION: While you were trying to figure out what this sign meant, some guy stole your wallet.

Watch out for falling cripples.

Fun fact: Somebody had sex with this sign

DANGER ! MAN RELAXING !

I am sick and tired of all these motherf'ing snakes on these motherf'ing signs!

Warning: Removing skis while going downhill may result in hilarity.

Falling: Brought You By the Letter "S"

The new extreme slip-n-slide caused consumer backlash when it started slicing children in half.

Don't try to fellate yourself on crutches.

A picture may be worth 1000 words... ...but sometimes the word "Caution" is the best way to go.

Caution: awesome slide ahead

Attention: Slide may collapse spontaneously.