Breakdancing zone ahead. Prepare for awesomeness.
Stock market super fun slide: Go down with us!
Warning: tresspassers are in danger of gettin' served
CAUTION: While you were trying to figure out what this sign meant, some guy stole your wallet.
Watch out for falling cripples.
Fun fact: Somebody had sex with this sign
DANGER ! MAN RELAXING !
I am sick and tired of all these motherf'ing snakes on these motherf'ing signs!
Warning: Removing skis while going downhill may result in hilarity.
Falling: Brought You By the Letter "S"
The new extreme slip-n-slide caused consumer backlash when it started slicing children in half.
Don't try to fellate yourself on crutches.
A picture may be worth 1000 words...
...but sometimes the word "Caution" is the best way to go.
Caution: awesome slide ahead
Attention: Slide may collapse spontaneously.