Craptions Classics February 26, 2009

Sometimes sperm has to stop and ask for directions to find the egg.

Jeff Kelly

Other Craptions

Ret me terr you about Scientorogy..

Spamboy

That's all right - I'll just die, thanks...

Thomas Calnan

These ones really aren't commanding the shit out of my cobra.

microhendy

This is House and Wilson from the Japanese remake.

whirlwind201

Hmmm. Apparently Japan actually won the Battle of the Bulge.

rustytrombone

Japan even ruined the KKK

smallshrimp

This is ridicurous. Glasses with no ears?

rustytrombone

what kind of prostate exam requires a full-body glove???

Iapyx

"Hi, we're trying to find our way back home. We woke up in a kleenex. Our home's about yay long."

I'd pay more attention to his sales pitch if he wasn't so obviously excited to be selling it to me.

CavalierX

Dr. Handjob and his sidekick, Ass-Thumb, look for work.

jonnyt

Day 1 of SARS - they didn't realize it was respiratory yet

drdevindvm

Yeah, we're here to do a manual sperm count.

Don't be a douche, stop voting for the first caption you see. There are LOTS of others that are much funnier!

ChetChesterson
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