Craptions Classics February 25, 2009

They're commanding the shit out of my Cobra.

William Chase Mitchel

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ssrry. tpying crtpton wth lft hnd nly.


I'd hit it... with a mobile command center equipment with detatchable compartments (figurine sold seperately)


As a die hard nerd my boner is restrained by the lack of accuracy of the weapons.

Eduardo Rodriguez

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.


Getting to know them is half the battle. The other half is getting them undressed.


Muhammad's angels


I didn't know I was a nerd until right now


So THIS is the picture that was on the wizard's phone


G. I. Boner.


FAKE! The tears of shame have been photoshopped away!

Dammit Cracked I'm at work I can't jerk off... Or can I???


Cobrettes are way hotter than G.I. Hoes.


Tracy didn't have an ass to flaunt like Becky and Laura, but she did have her cameltoe.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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