"hey frodo, get to mntn yet? lol. jk, tyt. aragon sez hi. ttyl.
siromarHis phone told him he had mail. Unfortunately, class restrictions meant he could only wear cloth.
jonnytText: Bustychick69...I am here. Where r u?
NCDULONGMom, I'm at the corner of 5th and broadway, please bring poptarts.
nikpappagiorgioTO: RUDOLPH dude wtf u left me in miami how drunk was i last nite
ThelYou shall not pass! At least, not until the traffic thins out.
Jeff KellyIt's really hard to focus on the stupid wizard picture with the picture of Pam Anderson in a bathing suit right next to it.
IIIHarry Potter and the Shitty Reception
alaska_77Phone of Confusion: +5 vs Wizards, +8 vs Elderly
DoctorXTo: Dumbledore From: Ron I jst got a txt frm Harry tht said U R gay. WTF?
bilbo1He's standing outside a Hilton. I only bring this up because Paris Hilton is a giant whore.
rustytromboneThe Wizard of More Bars Where you Need it.
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