Craptions Classics February 23, 2009

You must be atleast this tall to trip balls.

Priapism

Other Craptions

Now you too can own the Sarah Jessica Parker wallpaper.

GaseousClay

I believe the dinosaur is from the Homoezoic Era.

rustytrombone

This is the sort of thing you should paint over before you try to sell your house.

jtklove

Not every alternative theory to mainstream evolution sucks as much as intelligent design.

siromar

A sketch from Darwin's lesser known work, "Freaky shit that could have been"

kbardy

Great, now the aliens are filming the anal probes, too.

CavalierX

Pictured above: How creationists think evolution works

zapper1

"This week, on Lost..."

CavalierX

I don't know about you, but I think this new fossil discovery might be a hoax.

Kelly Robinson

Jurassic Park apparently had a hidden side to it that was fabulous!

Truthiness

Facebook in the Jurassic Period.

Kodak, God of Photography

CavalierX

Take ooooon meee. Taaake Meee oooon.

hijodela

Salvador Dali patented the first, though incredibly unpopular, virtual reality video game.

Iapyx
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