Hermione's life went downhill after Hogwarts.

...and thats pretty much the gist of Scientology. Any questions, children?

Oh Shit! Grandma got out of the basement again!

This is the owner of the car from yesterday

The most prestigious elementary school in Arkansas.

Where are they now?: Sarah Palin edition

The Toothless Fairy.

"Children, gather 'round. Let me tell you about the evils of Western dentistry"

Dorothy's house missed the Gaudy Witch of the West by mere inches.

At least she hasn't got furry dice. That would be tacky.

Blair Witch, the children's musical.

Lady, your car is parked illegally.

If she weighs as much as a duck, we'll burn her at the stake.

Mary could only perform her children's plays while on crystal meth, and it showed.

By your powers combined, I am Captain Gypsy!