Craptions Classics February 21, 2009

I'm glad to see there are no fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. That would be tacky.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Sometimes the words "road" and "trip" go together better than you could have imagined.

Kelly Robinson

Fuck you Xzibit!!!

ScHyZ

Ma'am, can you describe the car that struck you?

mo0ing_duckie

Poor Herbie couldn't handle the stress of being associated with Lindsay Lohan

Styre

The truly amazing part of this car is it runs on liquid LSD

drdevindvm

At first, it took the transformers a few tries to get it right.

hwuu

Fabulous Prime, leader of the Autobots.

Hbie: Fully stoned

Dondeadpool

John doesn't brake for clowns.

Like many child stars, Herbie could not handle the pressure of show business and turned to drugs and Eastern religions.

stodavr

During the mating season, the Volkswagen Beetle of Paradise works tirelessly, adorning its plummage with any brightly-colored objects it can scavenge. Here we witness a rare moment in which a female Jetta has paused, obviously attracted by the Beetle

Unept

For sale: used VW Beetle. Vehicle able to speed up and slow down passage of time with single stone.

Truthiness

Herpes: Fully loaded

smallshrimp

This is your car. This is your car on drugs. Any questions?

poops
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