Man conquered fire, woman put a goddamm leash on it, and then man kicked her ass at that too.

Yeah, that power might get you into the X-Men, but do you really think "Golden Donut" is a good super hero name?

The real trick happens when he jumps in the pool of gasoline

Sauron finallt finds his other eye.

I don't know what this movie is about, but I'm guessing Michael Bay is responsible.

Go, go gadget... Oh my God! I'm burning alive!

HADUKEN!

Please write to your congressman and stop Same Portal Unions!

The Segway as purchased by Wile E Coyote.

So you turned on the Hadron Collider, then what happened?!

"Now, I can only do this trick once, so pay attention..."

I think that guy's wheelchair is on fire.

On the seventh day, god created fire. On the 8th day, man learned to use it and nearly killed themselves.

"Bill, I know you love Star Wars and everything, but seriously dude, your Princess Leia hair is getting a little out of control."

Soon Bob learned that getting tag teamed by 1000 pixies was NOT as cool as he thought it would be.